The Big Dollop Award For Low Life Pond Scum For March

The Big Dollop returns to a subject he hasn’t touched for a while, that subject being people who because of devious tactics undertaken while going about their employment have incurred the wrath of not only their victim’s but that of Joe Public at large.

Take the latest shit stain to come to the attention of the Big Dollop, a real nugget of a human being who after calling an ambulance to come to the aid of a motorist who collapsed in front of him callously wheel clamped his car and thereafter fleeced him for £150 to release the clamp.

Step forward Gareth Evans, (pictured) a prime candidate for the Big Dollop low life pond scum award for the month of March.

 Lowest of The Low - Gareth Evans

Evans and the company which he works for are nothing but wannabe gangsters who if there really is such a thing as “karma” will at some time in future find themselves in a position whereby they come to realise how fucked up in the head they are, especially if someone can take advantage of them whilst they themselves are in need of assistance through illness, as I said in a previous post - what goes round, comes round.

Big Men or Cowardly Bastards ? You Decide !

Anyone who has read The Big Dollop blog with any degree of regularity will only be too well aware that there have been a few occasions where I have voiced my contempt on the morality of certain individuals from the criminal fraternity who have broken an unwritten code of ethics whereby they have sought to wreak havoc on innocent members of society. 

76 Year Old Mary  Coulter

Take the case of 76 year old Mary Coulter who was savagely attacked in her own home by three masked thugs, an attack which left the frail pensioner with a fractured skull, two broken arms and horrific slash wounds to her face – in all sincerity her picture is truly shocking and shamelessly serves as an appalling indictment on all that is wrong with certain sections of Scottish society.

The human shit stains who have carried out this cowardly act of barbarism on a defenseless 76 year old pensioner deserve everything that’s coming to them.

If there is any concept of true justice in this world these three bastards will get exactly what is due to them.

When caught, tried and convicted, these fuckers should be left to their own devices in open population in which ever prison they are incarcerated in – luckily we have prisoners - real hard men who frown upon this kind of offence who will gladly dispense justice in an old fashioned manner which is at the very least, commensurate with my idea of what passes for justice.

The old idiom of What Goes Round – Comes Round – it certainly applies in this instance.

Placed On The Sex Offenders List For Streaking ? - Seriously !

The Big Dollop was amazed to read in the Daily Mail an article which once again highlights just how much certain members of the judiciary in the UK are totally out of touch with the mindset of ordinary members of the general public.

The article relates to a 22 year old man who in a moment of madness decided to indulge himself in a bout of streaking at a football match between Aston Villa and Manchester City on February 12th this year.

Don't Look Ethel -  Too Late 

The offender - a Mr. Sam Gorman plead guilty to an indecent exposure charge after he ran across the pitch in order to win a bet of £100 placed with one of his friends, an act of folly which led him to be sentenced to an 18-month community order and ordered to pay court costs of £145 and incredibly - placed on the Sex Offenders List for a period of two years.

Seriously folks! Imagine being placed on the Sex Offenders List for getting your kit off and running across a football pitch – unbelievable!

Mr. Gorman will be the first to admit that his streak was somewhat puerile in nature, I am fairly certain he will be suitably chastened by the experience when he looks back retrospectively.

Looking forward I have no doubt Mr. Gorman will be a slightly worried individual at the possible ramifications of being placed on the Sex Offenders List by a magistrate who self-evidently has his head up his arse - the potential to ruin Mr. Gorman’s life for many years to come will not be lost on him. 

Streaking is (or was in my day) viewed as nothing more than a childish activity by the vast majority of people in this country, streaking at sporting events in the UK is an activity which has been part of the British psyche for the best part of 30 years now – does anyone remember Erica Roe?

Maybe it’s just me, but I would have thought a Judge with his finger on the pulse would know the difference between someone causing a breach of the peace (streaking) and some reprobate flashing his wedding tackle.

A erudite judge would have fined him the £100 wager – that plus the imposition of court costs would have taught Mr. Gorman a valuable lesson – instead he has a stain on his character which will haunt him for many years to come – simply unbelievable!

Real Heroes Don't Wear Capes - They Wear Dog Tags

Although I am in the middle of a blogging sabbatical, it would be somewhat obtuse of the Big Dollop if I were not to pass comment on tragic events which resulted in the death of six British soldiers who were killed after their patrol vehicle was destroyed by a huge Taliban bomb in Helmand province in Afghanistan. 

Their Memory We Cherish

 Their Loss we Mourn

The Boys who are featured in the photograph above were named as follows - Sergeant Nigel Coupe, 33, from the 1st Battalion The Duke of Lancaster's Regiment, Corporal Jake Hartley, 20, Private Anthony Frampton, 20, Private Christopher Kershaw, 19, Private Daniel Wade, 20, Private Daniel Wilford, 21, all from 3rd Battalion The Yorkshire Regiment . 

Stand down boys, you have fulfilled your duty  - God Bless.

 

Glasgow Rangers - Bring On The World

Regular readers of The Big Dollop Blog will know that he has a certain affinity for the hopes and aspirations of a certain football club from the south side of Glasgow.

The financial tsunami which has engulfed the Rangers is absolutely mind-numbing as it has become self-evident that the club is now in serious danger of being washed aside with the “L” word (Liquidation) being openly touted among fans on various forums hosted by certain radio stations in Glasgow.

From a fans perspective it is simply inexcusable that the custodians of this once great club have been so negligent in the discharge of their fiscal responsibilities in respect of paying liabilities owed to HMRC, PAYE and embarrassingly - to other clubs in the Scottish Premier League (SPL) to such a degree that they have brought the institution of Rangers Football Club to its knees with the dreaded anticipation of heads rolling when the administrators axe falls tomorrow.

It is understandable that fans of our opposing teams in the SPL are somewhat gleeful at the prospect of Rangers wallowing in the grubber – I have no axe to grind with any individual in that respect – if the truth be told I can remember the sense of hilarity held between myself and my peers when the slings and arrows of misfortune affected the Glasgow Celtic in 1994, reinforcing the old idiom of what goes round comes round.

If indeed the current situation is such that the Rangers are to fall be the way side - so be it - the stark truth being that Rangers have no one to blame but themselves - they will just have to take the blue pill and bite the bullet - a club with a magnificent 140 year old history will cease to be and hopefully a new club will rise from the ashes and aspire to be the great club they once were.

Indeed there has been much speculation as to the merits of a new club being admitted into the SPL under the scenario described above with reports that the remaining clubs want to impose further punitive measures along the lines of a 16 point deduction and the forfeiture of some £7 million (Rangers share) from Sky Television being spread among other teams in the SPL .

As a Rangers fan I would rather see the new club apply to join the Scottish league in division three before giving the naysayers their pound of flesh - let’s see how the new elite in Scottish football fare without the influence of a new Rangers for a couple of years, playing in division three is just the first step on the road to renew pass glories - if Juventus can do it so can the New Gers.

Our real punishment as a club will come when the administrators wind up the club - after which  the New Gers could adopt a new motto - Bring On The World.